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Student
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Gina and Heather's 5th Grade Classes
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Gina's Class: Our memoir unit
began with the process of students reflecting on their lives.
A list of "Questions for Memoirists" helped students
uncover memories and events in their lives that mattered to
them. The next step was to explore, through writing, their
memoir-worthy experiences. Of these experiences, students
selected one to work on as a published piece. We followed
the rule of "So What?" making sure that our writing
had a purpose and a point.
Authors: Henry, Malina, Nicholas, Sophie, Cameron, Max, Jack, Sam, Cole
K., Mari, Zaran, Hannah
M., Aaron, Ella, Maya
P., Gaia, Hannah
R., Amadea
Heather's Class: Most students
chose to share one of two writing assignments. Some chose
their "How-to" piece, which is an example of simple
expository writing. In this piece, we focused on writing an
introduction and explored how to convey a sense of voice.
Others chose a piece they created by using an excerpt from
Truman Capote's A Christmas Story as a mentor piece.
We examined his piece and studied his use of character and
setting to inform our own styles of writing.
Authors: Jake, Ava, Lilly, David, Talia, Tariye, Jimmy, Aliza, Quinn, Chloe, Cole
L., Calen, Eli, Robbie, Cellie, Maya
P-H, Michal, Brianna, Hannah
S., Sasha
Henry
Me and My Mom
Divorce is just a part of my
life. Even though I see my dad
and he picks me up from school,
for now it’s mostly just
me and my mom and I doubt that
she is ever going to get married
again. It would be like a whole
new life if she did.
The good things about me and
my mom being together are that
we get to see each other more,
learn more about each other, and
do things that you couldn’t
do if you didn’t spend everyday
with one parent alone.
Also, if I weren’t always
alone with my mom, we would not
have as much time to be with each
other. For example, we wouldn’t
have as much time to go ice-skating
or go out for fancy dinners at
French restaurants.
When it’s just me and my
mom, we stay home and play games.
Monopoloy is one of our favorites.
We have a Scooby Doo set and I’m
always Scooby Doo, and my mom is
usually Daphne. My mom definitely
doesn’t like to play video
games, especially ones that have
to do with fighting. This is one
thing we disagree on.
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Malina
Finally Foreign
I was living on Sixth Street when
I rediscovered something I had
disregarded for too long.
Claire was a baby at the time and she was coming over to our house that
day. She came wearing her baby clothes, thinking her baby thoughts and
doing her baby things. Because 7 year olds and babies usually do not have
many interests in common, the only thing we could do was sit cross-legged
on the floor and make a mess. In 5 minutes the contents of my spare cloth
hamper had made it to the furthest edges of my domain. The stuffed animals
were soon to follow. The adults, not as inspired as us, sat and talked
till they had talked out the very last bit of talk in their bodies. Then
finding themselves all talked out, they came to inform Claire and me that
they were all talked out, the effect of this being that we know must end
our “greatly enriching” game of mess making.
Mess making, however, has a great
tendency to make a mess, so out
of courtesy to us Katrine, Claire’s
mother, stayed to help clean up.
We were simultaneously chucking
a zoo of stuffed animals back into
the hamper when a familiar, once
loved ear caught my eye. “Stop!” I
yelled. But It was too late; the
ear was buried under stuffed animals.
I hurriedly shoved my hand into
the hamper, I had to reach him.
My hand fought its way through
a trillion animals. It attempted
unsuccessfully to dodge my present
favorite, a kitten called Love.
I repented with a simple, “Sorry
Love,” rather half-heartedly.
Too busy to talk, I was already
shoving my hand down in search
of the ear’s owner. His puppy
fur had been so beautiful; I had
to see it again. It was a fuzzy,
warm brown and to a minor extent,
shaggy. His eyes had been beautifully
alive with love for me.
A hit on the hard hamper bottom
shook me from my thoughts. I felt
around the bottom and then my hand
touched his like it meant, you’re
my friend let’s shake on
it. I looked down at him and smiled.
That was the beginning of a friendship;
I suppose that in some subtle way
I must have known that because
I responded right away. I remember
you. I used to adore you. I want
to adore you again.
“Mommy I want to sleep
with him,” I called out.
“That’s nice, Angela
gave him to you, he is from New
Mexico, you called him Foreign,” she
announced.
“Foreign, Foreign I think
that I will keep that name,” I
said. I picked him up and put him
on my bed along with all the Hedwigs
and Unis, but not really noticing
put him nearer to my pillow than
the others.
Every time I got into bed I was
squished so started to sleep with
less animals. Finally all but Foreign
were eliminated. We have become
secret correspondents since then.
He listens to all my secrets and
I do my best to listen to his.
I love him, my darling Foreign.
There are many times when I lie
snuggled with him in my bed telling
him exactly what I did that day
that I get the feeling that Foreign
is like my Velveteen Rabbit.
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Nicholas
26 Hours
For most kids, being
in the hospital is a frightening
experience, but for me it wasn’t.
I learned that going to the hospital
was a good thing, especially for
making me well. In fact, it was
a lot of fun because I had a TV
in my room. The hospital’s
TV didn’t have cable, but
I watched the movie my uncle got
me called Mewtwo Returns which
I really liked a lot. I also received
many nice gifts.
I was five when I
went to the hospital, and I had
to miss a day of kindergarten.
Probably all the kids in my class
were wondering where I was. The
best part of being in the hospital
was the electronic adjustable bed.
I enjoyed bending the end of the
bed so my legs would almost reach
the ceiling. When I was bored,
I would play around with the bed
by making it go up and down and
control the top go to a 90˚ angle
so I could sit up. It was like
having my own amusement park ride.
By now you must
be wondering what happened to me.
It all started when I was bowling
at Bowlmor Lanes. My babysitter
and my friend Cole and I were taking
a lunch break and had ordered French
fries. I started feeling sick to
my stomach and so we had to leave.
When we got home, I collapsed onto
the couch and felt even worse.
My mom took my temperature and
I think it was 102˚! My mom
gave me some Tylenol which made
me throw up in the…(too
much info actually!)
Three long days
later, I went to St. Vincent’s
Hospital and had an I.V. (which
means intravenous). It is like
getting a shot, but it stays in
your arm and there is a tube connected
to a drip bag full of hydrating
fluid. I was dehydrated and had
to stay overnight.
After I left the
hospital, I watched Mewtwo Returns
twice in a row on my comfy couch.
I think it was much better out
of the hospital.
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Sophie
The Hospital
“Sophie, I’m sorry,
you have to go.” Those were
my dad’s words. When I heard
those words the world stopped.
All I felt was panic. Deep panic.
Words rushed in and out of my head,
pushing my brain; hospital, pneumonia,
doctors, needles, help. Fear overtook
my body. It was already so late,
10:00. I burst out in tears. “No!” I
cried, but it was a futile attempt.
They were already pulling me out
of bed. “Please Mom, Dad,
you can’t do this to me!” I
was sobbing now. The Hospital.
My worst nightmare.
I would be a prisoner at NYU
Medical Center for the next 4 days.
The doctors and nurses would be
my jailers. It was so horrible,
I don’t know where to begin.
Let me start off by telling you
about the needles. It hurts even
when I think about it now. In the
first 10 minutes I was there, a
nurse put anesthetic on my arm.
She said it would help the pain
of the IV. It didn’t! I came
into the room that I would have
my shot and lay down on a cold
hard table. I knew this was gonna
hurt!
The doctor and nurse came into
the room. The doctor said, “I
promise, you won’t feel a
thing.” She counted to three
and stuck me. And boy, let me tell
you, it hurt! While I was trying
not to cry the doctor and nurse
se left the room. I was saying, “Ow,
Ow, Ow” over and over again;
that was all I could say. Thirty
seconds later the nurse came back
to tell me simply, “The doctor
popped your vein.” I had
had enough, but obviously the nurse
hadn’t. She grabbed a needle
and counted to three again. I held
my breath, preparing for pain.
I waited, waited, and then looked
at the nurse. She said, “Done!” and
then walked out of the room. Wow,
that nurse was good! I didn’t
even feel a thing.
When you’re stuck in the
hospital with pneumonia, there’s
not much to do. I hardly got any
exercise in the hospital. I couldn’t
breathe properly, so I couldn’t
walk. It was the second day when
I started walking, slowly around
my floor. The first day I started
walking I met a nice boy named
Brian. He had sickle cell. He had
a wheelchair, but he didn’t
need or use it, and he let me use
it. That was probably the most
fun thing that happened to me at
the hospital.
Finally there was the day they
sent me home. I was walking around
the floor telling everyone that
I was going home. My heart was
bursting with joy. I packed my
bag and headed out. As soon as
I stepped outside I wanted to do
a cartwheel. But I didn’t
have the strength to do one yet.
My mom and I jumped into a cab
and out of jail. I was going HOME!!!
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Cameron
A Limerick for
Frank and Andy
Frank was wearing a white tuxedo
jacket with a colorful picture
of the Eiffel Tower on the back.
He had on a bright green shirt
and black pants. His shoes were
a happy gray, with orange laces,
orange soles, and little orange
pockets. Andy, on the other hand,
was wearing mostly the traditional
outfit except that he had on the
same color shirt as Frank.
It was their wedding day. They
had been engaged for 30 years and
were finally allowed to get married.
They had invited 69 people to come
to a small restaurant in Ottawa
to celebrate their marriage. Everyone
was up in the party room, applauding
after a toast had been given for
Frank and Andy. Then one of the
best men stepped up and said, “And
now, Beth Chuck, and Cameron.” I
was nervous then, getting up in
front of a whole bunch of people
and reciting some limericks, but
at the same time I felt good about
it.
68 pairs of eyes stared at us.
My dad read first. It was the funniest
thing in the world. The two grooms
burst out laughing and nearly choked
on their drinks. Everyone else
broke into a laughing fit, but
no one laughed nearly as hard as
Frank and Andy. After that I felt
a little less nervous. My mom and
dad both read, and each time they
got the same response and each
time I felt a little bit better
about it. Finally, it was my turn.
I read it over once and then recited…
Their love is
a beautiful thing.
To them we would all like to sing
For this lovely scenario
We thank god for Ontario
As we finally here their wedding bells ring.
After my reading was finished,
I got a huge laugh and the biggest
applause. The ceremony ended, the
dancing began, and so did Frank
and Andy’s lives as husband
and husband.
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Max
Father-Son Tradition
When I went to Fenway Park with
my dad the weather wasn’t
perfect, but it didn’t mater.
It would be him and me, just like
it was him and his dad and brother
when he was younger. This was more
than going to a ballgame. It was
a father-son tradition.
We walked past the Green Monster,
the gray blue sky above us, my
dad and I walking through the huge
alley together. We walked past
street venders selling nuts, hats,
and shirts, and Red Sox stores
selling anything that had to do
with the Red Sox. We walked past
the amazing colors of the Green
Monster, and time seemed to slow
down. That’s when I know
I’m having a top moment with
dad.
We got to Fenway Park early,
so we saw the Indians take batting
practice. I asked my dad about
stories of the games he went to
as a kid. His first game was the
Pirates playing his favorite team,
the Brooklyn Dodgers. Bob Friend
was pitching for the Pirates, Johnny
Padres pitched for the Dodgers,
and Johnny got the win. When he
was 20 , he went to a Yankee World
Series game with his dad and brother.
That was the game Reggie Jackson
hit three homers.
We found our seats and got settled
in. I was clinging to my dad so
tightly when he said, “It’s
like time travel, this could be
1910.” I said, “Yeah,” I
was thinking this could be anytime
and he would be there with me.
I remember the hard red plastic
seats we were sitting on, dad’s
black sweater on me, and the way
his beard felt on the back of my
head. We talked to the crowd, but
mostly to each other. Then he climbed
up the steps and got me a foot
long hotdog.
I remember that we were in the
biggest cheering section. I felt
so great knowing that everyone
saw the same beautiful colors everywhere
that I saw. Whenever I feel down
I can think back to the crowd,
and the whole time I had with my
dad. People say there’s almost
no foul territory in Fenway, they’re
right. I felt I was everywhere
on the field that day. I felt I
was everywhere good that day.
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Jack
Unsettling News
At a young age, I knew I had a
friend. I first met Roma when I
was born. She gave me a stuffed
animal that I named Chickie. Even
though I bit Chickie's wing off
with my toothless gums, Roma still
loved me. She took me to Key Park
and bathed me. I grew to love her
and Roma loved me back. I could
look into her eyes and see her
huge heart. Then when she left,
I was devastated. I felt bound
to Roma as a babysitter. I missed
her playing and reading with me.
In the coming years, I spoke
with her a lot. I sent her Valentines
and Christmas cards. I sent Roma
birthday cards. I missed and longed
for her booming Jamaican accent.
I missed her tucking me in. She
would always pull the sheets up
to my chin and I would kick them
back and she would laugh as she
just put them back again.
Last summer, I wasn't prepared
for the news. I remember walking
through the door, longing to give
my mother a glorifying hug, but
she was unusually melancholy. She
told me Roma had been diagnosed
with cancer. Misunderstanding gnawed
at me. I was scared to ask, but
I did. My mom told me that Roma
had been hospitalized for a day
now.
I turned on the gears as I sped
to my room. I climbed up my bunk-bed
stairs, remembering when we used
to play castle there. I took Chickie
and looked at where I had bitten
him. I was very nostalgic. I pulled
Chickie closer to my heart and
prayed that Roma get well. I reminisced
about all those late nights when
I would peek my head through the
crack of the door and see her watching
the Oprah Show and in a small voice,
I would ask for a story. She would
always give in. I loved those times.
I stared hard at Chickie as I thought
of Roma, knowing she would have
the strength and the hope to keep
on fighting. I hope Roma will get
well.
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Sam
Listen to Your
Mom
It was a warm summer day on the
beach. I was lying down on a towel
watching the waves, watching kids
play and thinking how life is great.
I decided to take a walk along
the pier, and my mom reminded me
not to forget my inner tube. I
answered, “Sure, whatever,” and
kept walking. I was four I had
rights! I didn’t need a inner
tube!
I was wrong.
I walked down the steps from
the pier to the ocean. The warm
summer sun was on my face and I
was having the time of my life.
I started splashing my feet in
the water, and with a smile on
my face, I laughed and clapped
my hands (remember I was four).
This was turning out to be the
best day ever! I started counting
seagulls while sliding my toes
along the wooden steps.
Then it happened.
I slipped off the steps. I could
not swim! Water went up my nose,
my eyes were burning and I thought
I was going to die! I was splashing
with my arms, but to no avail.
I started seeing my life flash
before my eyes until everything
went black…
I woke up on the beach with the
lifeguard and my mom were standing
over me. Both were wearing a relieved
look on their faces. I soon realized
what happened and wept. Next time
I was going to listen to my mom
and take an inner tube.
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Cole
K.
Shelter Island
We finally got into Greenport.
Our bus pulled into the parking
spot. My heart was pounding. I
haven’t seen Jack in so many
days so I was so excited. When
I was in the aisle, all I was thinking
was, hurry people, I want to see
Jack.
And I did get to see him, a lot.
I spent about a week and a half
at his house on Shelter Island.
On our mini vacation, we watched
TV, played video games, went to
the park, went on boat rides, went
to the beach, and did five days
of soccer camp. It was a great
experience because Jack and I got
to know each other better with
no one else around.
Since soccer camp was not very
strict, Jack and I got to joke
around with each other a lot. We
would bump into each other and
fake falling down. We would also
tease each other in a friendly
way. There were a lot of weird
looking people at the camp who
tried to be cool by dressing like
hippies, and we would tease them
too.
When we were on Shelter Island,
Jack and I would go to the beach
a lot because my mom loves collecting
rocks. My mom would leave us alone
and Jack and I would run up and
down the shore in a race. The beach
was great because it was just me
and Jack and we were able to explore
the beach. We found lots of different
things like dead fish and colorful
shells. There were lots of rocks
on the beach and we loved to climb
them.
There was this park on Shelter
Island that Jack and I liked to
go to. Our parents would drop us
off while they went shopping, and
we would play older kids in basketball,
or shoot on our own. I liked this
because we got along together a
lot. We played really good basketball
together. Jack was never selfish
and passed the ball to me a lot.
When our time was up, I didn’t
want to go, and my brother was
crying. It was a great week and
a half for everyone.
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Mari
Grandma Betty
When I was born I know I didn’t
think of death and how sad it can
be. My first time thinking about
it was when my pet goldfish died.
That was when I first found out
that living things don’t
stay alive forever. That was when
I first found out what the word
death meant.
I was very little at the time,
so I cant remember the details.
I’ll tell you what I do remember.
I believe I had just come back
from school, my dad told me to
listen to him. So I paid really
close attention.
Grandma Betty died, he said.
I was trying to hold back tears.
I remembered all the visits to
Long Beach to see her, and how
dad and I helped her shop for food.
I remembered at the end of every
visit she would say see you latter
alligator! And I would always answer
back catch you while crocodile!
I loved those trips to grandma’s
house.
Nearing the end of grandma’s
life, a woman named Teresa came
to live with Betty. Teresa helped
my grandma when she needed a hand.
I never knew that the last time
I saw grandma would be on a hospital
bed. I never knew it would be the
last time I would be able to say
our end of visit rhyme. I didnít
know it would be the last time
I saw her alive.
I didn’t want to go to
my grandma’s funeral. I knew
this time that this would be sadder
than when my goldfish, Goldie died.
I wore a somber gray color to the
funeral. At the time I didn’t
know how grandma died, but when
I was writing this I found out
that she died of old age. Her body
just gave in, my dad said.
To see so many people at the
funeral cheered me up a little.
To find so many people showing
that they loved grandma made my
day a little easier. They were
all wearing a gray or black color.
The only sign of white was on a
tissue. I know that at the funeral
people tried to hold back tears,
but couldn’t. I can understand
why, grandma Betty was a kind loving
person. That is why when she died
it meant so much for me.
The memorial candle called Yahrzeit
was placed in my house after grandma
died. It stayed lit in memorial
of my grandma Betty for one week.
Almost every night I would sit
by the candle and think about her.
Even though I try not to remember
grandma’s death, she will
forever be in my heart.
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Zaran
September 11th:
The Day the Towers Fell
We were on the bus to go to P.E.
It seemed like a normal day. I
was talking to my friends, it was
a good discussion. We were talking
about Shrek, when one kid saw a
group of parents gasping and he
asked, “What are they gasping
at?” I looked at them and
then what they were looking at.
It was a Boeing 747 flying low,
real low. I thought, “What
is it doing?” And then it
hit. BOOM! There was red and orange
and yellow and brown and black
all in a giant ball of fire.
These are the things I remember
about that day. The bus ride was
really bumpy, and it didn’t
help that much because I was already
feeling nauseous. We walked inside
the High school, and I nearly threw
up. I could hear the sirens from
the trucks in the 6th Avenue fire
station. And I remember my teacher
saying, “A plane just hit
the world trade center by accident.”
After P.E., we had to walk back
because the bus didn’t come.
When I looked up, I saw a big,
brown dust cloud coming from the
Twin Towers. We went back to class,
and most kids were picked up. When
my mom came, she told me that one
of the Twin Towers had collapsed.
When I got home, I heard on the
news that the other one collapsed,
too.
I was really upset. So many innocent
people died, and my 2nd favorite
building was gone. I thought Who
did this? And when I found out
who, I asked Why? That question
still remains. Why?
Sept. 11 matters to me because
it is something that scared the
world, my parents, and me. Many
people, including me, were mad,
and many people were sad. Ground
Zero is a quiet place, but it used
to be loud. People mourn there
now.
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Hannah
M.
Puggy
People are always asking, “What’s
it like being a twin? Is it different
from being just plain old siblings?” The
truth is, it's the same. All the
same, except for being the same
age and having the same birthday.
We are annoying to each other,
we play with each other, we talk
to each other, we hit each other.
And I don't understand why people
think it is different. Eli is roughly
one minute older than I am, he
is taller than me, and I don’t
think we don’t resemble each
other in any way.
When Eli and I were little kids,
we played together all the time.
We used to have a little red teeter-totter,
the type that rocks back and forth
like a rocking horse. We had it
out in the backyard and we loved
it so much. Whether it was rain
or shine, we went outside to play
with that thing and we rocked it
back and forth so high and fast.
We had so much fun wearing it out.
We flipped it over, and walked
across it like a bridge, and we
used to fall off of it because
we were flying off our seats and
when we hit the hard, backyard
ground, we cried and complained
about our boo-boos.
We had that red teeter-totter
until we were about 7 years old,
and then it was too small for us.
But to Eli and I, that just meant
that we could go much higher and
much faster, even if our feet dragged
on the ground and our new, big-kid
sneakers got dirty. Then we got
bored of it, after many years,
and it moved out to some other
happy place.
When we were little, Eli and
I liked to toddle around and kind
of wrestle with each other. One
of us would be sitting quitely
looking through a book while the
other would be traipsing about
and all of a sudden the one who
was walking about would just trip
over the other one, and then we'd
both wind up doing a face-plant
on the ground, it all ended with
both of us would start crying.
When we were little, Eli and
I would laugh at the weirdest things. "Puggy," was
one of them. It seemed like we
had been in that car forever. We
had been sitting in those car seats,
all buckled up, pointing to the
trees and the grass. I think we
had just fallen into a realm of
silence and we were just about
to take a light nap, when Eli shouted, “Puggy!” We
broke out into a pool of giggling
and we did not stop. We were bent
in two like a snapped twig in a
fit of side-splitting laughter.
So for years after that first
incident, Eli and I would always
call out that nonsense word “Puggy!” to
one another when we were bored
or when we were filled with laughs
that we had to get out. When we
were little, the word “Puggy” would
always set off our laughs like
a lit fuse on a rocket. But these
days, we really never bother to
say “Puggy” to each
other. I am not sure if it is because
we don’t find it funny any
more, or if we feel silly saying
it. I wonder if I'll eventually
forget that word as I keep growing
older. Then that'll be it. That
rocket will be gone forever.
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Aaron
The Scariest Day
of My Life
It was my first day of school
and I was playing with my Legos
at home. My mom came up to me and
said, “It’s time to
go. Put away your Legos.” I
looked up at my mom and said, “Where?” “To
school of course,”she said.
I had almost forgotten.
My mom was pushing me out the
apartment door. She kept saying
over and over, “My office
is right down the hallway from
your classroom.” And all
the way to school I’m thinking,
this is going to be the worst day
of my life.
I ran right through the school
doors and raced up the old steps.
I waited on the last step for my
mom. When we got to the door I
peered into the awaiting classroom.
I was hugging my mom tighter around
the leg. I looked inside the classroom
and saw a bunch of kids looking
a little frightened too.
My mom and I walked into the
classroom. Then I realized that
us kids were just standing around
looking at each other. It looked
like they didn’t know why
they were here. It seemed a little
silly that we were just standing
around looking at each other. Then
my mom bent down and whispered, ”Bye”.
I felt like I was going to die
without my mom, and that nervous
itchy feeling spread all over my
body. I felt so stranded with all
of these strange people and all
of these people thought the same
thing I thought. We were all in
the same boat.
A tall woman walked into my view
at that moment. She came up to
me and said, ”I’m Sandy,
you must be Aaron.’’ She
had a kind personality, and she
was very welcoming. She introduced
me to other kids. The day wasn’t
that bad after all.
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Ella
Gifts From My Brother
I was walking down Downing Street
holding my dad's hand. It was a
cool October morning but I was
wearing a yellow T-shirt and black
shorts, and dad was wearing a soft
white T-shirt and gray pants. When
we arrived at the corner of the
street Dad asked me, "Do you
want to go to the hospital to see
your new brother and your mom?" Inside
my two year old brain I was thinking,
what new brother? Without caring
as much as I should have, I replied, "Yes."
Dad caught a taxi and in a few
minutes we were at the hospital.
A nurse led us to the room Mom
was in. She was in pajamas and
she looked quite tired, but when
I came into her room, she gave
me a big hug. Then the nurse brought
in some baby. For a few seconds
I wondered who this baby was, but
right before Mom said it I figured
it out. "This," Mom said,"is
you brother Ryan." Then it
hit me, for the first time. I was
an older sister!
Ryan was all bundled up in blankets.
I touched his small pale hands
and feet. They were so soft. His
eyes were dark brown, his mouth
was smiling and he looked extremely
happy. With Dad's help I managed
to hold him. I reached out my arms
and carefully held him, my little
brother. It was a wonderful feeling,
holding someone so small who I
loved. "Isn't he cute?" Mom
asked. I nodded. After a few seconds
my arms began to get tired, so
Dad took Ryan from me and put him
back in a crib.
As soon as Ryan left my arms,
I began to feel nervous. The weight
of the responsibility of being
an older sibling had fallen on
me. What if I was an awful sister?
Many questions like that flashed
through my mind. Ryan’s crying
interrupted my thoughts. No one
could make him stop; not the nurse,
not Dad, not even Mom. But then
I remembered the small toy train
I had with me. As though by instinct,
I put it in Ryan's small hand.
Almost instantly he stopped crying. "Ella," Mom
said, "you are going to be
a wonderful older sister." After
Mom said that my worrying stopped.
I knew that what she said was going
to be true.
As I ate lunch that day, I thought
about how much I already loved
Ryan, how I had handed him the
toy train, and how I had overcome
my fears of being an awful sister.
I realized that Ryan had given
me two gifts: overcoming my fears
and caring for someone other than
myself. When I'm scared I think
back to that day and feel reassured.
And when Ryan and I get into silly
fights, like when I don’t
want him to keep playing his piano
piece fifty times, and he gets
mad at me because he only got to
play three fourths of his piece
hands together, we still love each
other, and we both know it, no
matter how we try to hide it
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Maya
P.
A Walk I’ll
Never Forget
I was waiting at the camp bus
stop for my babysitter Pierrette.
She was going to pick me up. When
she came, she told me that there
was a blackout. I hadn’t
even noticed at this point that
there was no electricity in the
city. Pierrette told me that the
blackout started because the weather
was so warm and that people were
using too much electricity. I was
scared because I’ve never
experienced a blackout before.
I was wondering if I would ever
get home because I lived so far
away in Brooklyn.
We had to walk five to six miles
to my house since the subway was
closed. It would be a long walk.
People were listening to radios,
trying to call people on their
cell phones, and trying to hitch
a ride home. I remember seeing
these two people who needed a ride,
and when they saw a truck, they
ran into the street and jumped
on the back of it. There were people
were selling candles and ordering
pizza. It was so hot and with all
that walking we drank so much of
our water that we had to stop and
get more.
What I like about Pierrette is
that she kept our spirits up and
going. We told jokes and we both
laughed, and I felt less worried.
We thought that the easiest way
to get to Brooklyn was by taking
the Manhattan Bridge. We walked
through Chinatown with about a
million people getting onto the
Manhattan Bridge, like Pierrette
and me.
When we got onto the bridge,
we were so happy. The sky was a
bright pink and orange with a little
hint of red. That showed us it
was getting late. When we finally
reached my block, they sky was
really dark, but I was so relieved!
We were home.
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Gaia
We’re Broken
(but we persevere)
Running into the house, I yelled, “anybody
ho...”
“Shhh!” My mom told
me to be quiet, and it was in that
moment, I saw my brother lying
on the couch with a bandage around
his head. My mind raced with the
all the thoughts of what could
have happened to him. I wanted
an answer, so I listened. “Gaia,
your brother had an accident and
fell off the bleachers at nursery
school.” Despite his head
injuries, in no time, my little
brother Carlo was Back on his feet
running around the house like a
nut case, and was back in PE the
next day.
This is the first example I can
remember of my family motto, “PERSERVERANCE,” being
put into practice. According to
the dictionary, perseverance is
the “steady and continued
action or belief usually over a
long period of time despite difficulties
or setbacks.”
When I asked my mom if she broke
any bones, she told me that once
a car ran into her. The person
driving the car was a nurse at
the hospital my mom would be in.
Wait! if it was a nurse hurting
her own patient, wouldn’t
she get fired? Well, my mom flew
over the back of the car, and when
she woke up... Hold it, was she
was asleep, or knocked out? Anyhow
when she woke, up the doctor told
her that she broke both her legs,
OOOOUCHE, and her pelvis, Ouchers,
and got 19 stitches in her head,
ow. All that must have hurt. Perseverance
example #2: Even though she had
severe injuries, she got out of
the hospital in three weeks, and
she still exercises everyday.
When I asked my dad if he broke
any thing or got stitches he said
in high school he got stitches
in his head. Like father like son.
He got them because some wanted
to mess up his hair and he ducked...
Wait, so what if someone messes
up his hair? Anyway, when he ducked,
a door opened in front of him and
slammed into his head. I’m
so glad my dad doesn’t freak
out when he’s next to doors.
That’s perseverance example
#3.
Now it’s my turn for preserving
example #4. I was at my friend’s
house doing gymnastics as we would
sometimes do. After we had done
cartwheels and roundoffs, we were
doing handstands. It was my turn,
and I said to myself, this is going
to be a good one. I was up there
for thirty seconds and then someone
called my name. I started to wobble
and the next thing I knew, I would
on the ground with a bloody nose.
My knee hit my nose and broke it.
A week later I had to go to the
first day off school with two black
eyes. To make it even worse, I
was late and everyone stared at
me, but I remembered to persevere
and went on with the day. By the
way, I still do gymnastics every
Tuesday.
My family would have been a lot
different if we didn’t have
perseverance as our motto.
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Hannah
R.
My First Sleep
Over
I kissed my dad goodbye, and mom
and I walked up to Chloe’s
apartment. It was my first sleep
over and I was so excited. We walked
inside and started to talk to Chloe’s
mom, Kathy. My mom kissed me goodbye,
and then the fun started.
We played all these cool games
and had dinner that was soooo good.
When it was time for bed, Chloe
and I put up something called “a
sun shade cabana.” It was
like a humongas tent that went
over a big foam mattress. From
our cabana, we wathched Harry Potter.
When the movie was over, it was
time to sleep. Chloe was sleeping
and I was sitting scared, looking
around the room. I felt so stressed,
like something had come over me.
My neck was as tight as somebody
choking me. I was scared and it
was dark. I can’t explain
why I was scared. I have this weird
feeling; it happens and it’s
weird. It’s not the dark
and it’s not homesickness,
well maybe a little, but it’s
just a feeling. I got up and went
into Kathy's room. The light was
on. I asked if she would put the
light on in the living room. She
said, “Sure.” She put
a night light on and I lay down
again, snuggled up with a pillow,
and fell asleep.
It was 6:00 in the morning when
I heard screaming and felt something
pushing me. Chloe’s 2 1/2
year old brothers had woken us
up. While we waited for breakfast,
we played with Chloe’s pets
and played games. After a quick
breakfast, we played on Chloe’s
dad’s laptop.
t about noon my mom had come.
I begged her to let me stay, but
she said, “No.”
It was my first sleep over and just like that, it was over.
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Amadea
I’ll Always
Be Your Little Princess
I was Grandpa Roger’s one
and only little princess and I
was special to him. We waited for
this moment all year. My mom and
I took a taxi all the way to my
grandma’s and I stuck my
head out the window, loving the
way the wind blew in my face. When
we got to her house, I jumped out
of the car and ran straight up
to the second floor and there was
Roger, sitting in that same chair
of his. “Good morning little
princess!” my favorite grandfather
called out to me, “I’ve
been waiting for you for such a
long time.”
Grandpa Roger took my hand and
we went for a walk. On this day,
I felt the sunlight kiss my skin
as Grandpa Roger and I walked out
toward the tennis court. We tiptoed
across the splintery wood on our
bare feet. We enjoyed the sound
of the birds chirping and the crackling
of pine needles under our feet.
When we stepped onto the green
floor of the tennis court, we both
screamed‚ “AAAaaargh!”
With our bare feet burnt from
the sunbaked tennis court, we ran
back inside for breakfast. We dove
at the raspberries and gobbled
down the yogurt like we were having
an eating contest. This was the
best thing about Grandpa Roger.
He made everything fun. We were
all so happy. We repeated this
same routine the next year and
the next, but on the third year,
Roger wasn’t there.
That year Grandma told me Roger
had to go back to Mississippi.
She told me he had liver cancer
and I knew he wasn’t coming
back. I almost didn’t talk
the rest of the summer because
when someone dies that you are
close to, you get that lump in
your throat and that summer, mine
wouldn’t come out.
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Jake
MY MOM
It’s a Sunday afternoon
and a mother and a son are sitting
on a bed reading. I am the boy
and the mother is my kind mother
with unmeasureable love for me
and my dad. The book is called
History of the World and the boy
looks at the page with a far away,
confused look which signifies his
discontent. The mother is taking
quick looks at the boys frowning
face and finally, in a rather sad,
exasperated tone she says, “ okay,
you can go”. The boy quickly
puts on a smile and remarks that
he’s having a fine time.
His mother is mixed with wanting
to teach and learn, and her instinct,
which tells her that her 10 year
old boy is dreading every second
of her reading the history book.
She puts on a smile and lovingly
tells her son to go play. The boy
thanks her gratefully and starts
getting off the bed. She starts
thinking that there’s nothing
that they can do together that
he likes when her thoughts are
interrupted by her sons voice. “ Do
you want to play Mexican Dominos ”?
he asks.
The next hour is spent as mother
and son play a heart warming game
of dominos.
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Ava
How to Be Sickened
By Children’s Entertainment
Are you and your friends still
going to each other’s houses
to have fun and watch The Wiggles?
You are all pathetic, but you also
need my “How-to” on
how to be sickened by children’s
entertainment. You may be thinking, “Surely
sickened is a feeling,” but
there you are wrong, it is simply
a wonderful state of mind. When
you turn this page it will be one
step to the road to popularity,
success and…. taste. So
if this is what you’ve been
searching for turn the page and
see what happens.
You will need:
-A movie made for people half your age (its better to start easy) Barney
will do
-A VCR or a DVD player and a TV
set
-A couch, chair or pillow to sit
on
For more advanced sickeners a
vomit bag and a stress ball.
1.Start the video and sit down.
2.Stare at the TV as if it was
the most horrible and deadly form
of torture known to man.
3.Picture Barney being beaten
while he is singing Castle So High.
You are now joining the people
(or angry dogs) who are beating
Barney .You are really focusing
on his lower leg. Now stop and
find something inside of you that
still makes you happy at this picture
of intense revenge but where you're
not as violently involved.
4. If that makes you happy, well
done .But if you're weeping like
you soiled your diaper, try again.
Then again ,then again ,then again
,then again ,then again ,then again.
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Lilly
Ama
Imagine being in a colorful house
full of life and love. Sitting
beside a best friend and drinking
orange, peach, mango juice with
seltzer. Picture us on a “L” shaped
couch that you can just sink into.
Pillows surrounding us. Then your
friend starts laughing for no particular
reason. This friend is Ama, her
face shining, her brown eyes wide
with laughter. I am the person
siting next to her. I have just
spit out a gigantic mouthful of
juice all over the place. By now
we are laughing so hard, not even
knowing what we are laughing for.
We are in a moment of total joy.
Ama’s long brown hair tied up in a high bun. Her tall graceful self
doubling over in laughter. Her smile is kind of twisted, because she’s
trying to keep the juice in her mouth from spraying allover the place,
like mine did. It’s like there are rays of sunshine surrounding us.
I’ve known Ama since I
was about 3. First we went to a
creative movement class. Where
we would dance with objects like
hula-hoops and such. Then we went
to pre-school at 3rd Street Music
School, which is where I now take
paino. Now here, L.R.E.I. We have
playdates and sleepovers as much
as possible. Our sleepovers are
so much fun, we stay up sort-of
late waching movies and telling
jokes. Our friendship has lasted
9 years and will last forever more.
Ama- Thank you so much for always being there for me, thank you for being
you.
-Love, Lilly
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David
Grandpa
Imagine a bleak December night
when I went to your house on the
last night of Hanukah, two years
ago. The fluffy red sweater I hug.
Your tanish brown pants that I
see every time visit. The tiresome
walk from the den to the kitchen.
Grandpa, when I walk with you it
feels like an adventure. I watch
you sit on the black chair while
watching TV. Football games, basketball
games, baseball games, watching
and watching. The way you say “You’re
the nicest grandson in the world.” I
ask, “Do you want to play
video games?” “Yes
I will,” you say. My grandpa
is not like any adult I know. I
think, “Why is he ill? If
he didn’t smoke he would
have been healthier.” The
stubborn grandpa who doesn’t
use his wheel chair and doesn’t
call the hospital when he is really
sick. But you’re still my
grandpa, and to me the best. Thanks
for surviving World War ll. Thanks
for being my grandpa.
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Talia
Canadian Pigeons
I was in Canada a little more
than a month ago. Being and looking
outside very often, I noticed the
pigeons. Living in New York they
are ever-present; it is impossible
to get away from them. In Canada
it is no different, however, there
is one large difference: the thickness.
No, not how thickly they flock
together, how thick they are around
the middle. In other words, you
could fit two-and-a-half American
pigeons in one Canadian one. Some
Canadian pigeons are so fat they
can hardly walk, in fact they don’t;
they waddle like penguins. Other
than that they are the same (except
citizen-ship). They do the normal
pigeon things (head bobbing, pecking
at food etc.). Upon pondering this
odd case of pigeon portliness,
I have thought of many conclusions,
each less likely than the last.
There is a kind of organization
for homeless pigeons, there are
pigeon keepers, there are pigeon
feeders, stupid things like that.
Then it struck me. There is another
big difference: There is less.
Logically, if there id the same
amount of food as here and less
competition for it the are obviously
doing to get fatter (pigeons have
no desire to be skinny; there is
no such thing as a pigeon diet).
Now, having solved the mystery
of fat pigeons I can finally sleep
at night. God bless pigeons.
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Tariye
HOW TO FRAME A BABY
This is a guide on how to frame
a baby. If you are reading this
I assume you are bored with nothing
to do. If you read this your mind
will be filled with junk so I suggest
you stop reading. You Have Been
Warned!
Prank #1
1)Get a piece of candy- preferably
chocolate because it’s messy
and sneak it into the kitchen.
2)Place BABY in kitchen!
*Take the candy out of the wrappers,
rip them up and put them on your
sibling. Smear the chocolate on
their face.
*Also make sure that you are:
1)in a room with candy
2)in a room with baby
3)AWAY FROM PARENTS!
At this point you need to stay
away from the crime. There are
4 options that I will give you:
1)sleep
2)play with toys
3)read
4)do home work
Of course you can do something
different, but STAY AWAY FROM THE
the scene of the crime!
*You might want to throw away
the candy because:
1)you might get in trouble if you eat it
2)YOU SMEARED IT ON A BABY’S FACE! Ew!
3)if you eat it, it will smeer on your face!
After your mom throws a fit, tell
her “she got punked” (I
fooled you).
Prank #2
All you have to do is take a crayon,
marker etc. then write on a wall,
table, floor etc.
1)make sure you are not caught
2)make sure that your sibling has the writing tool in their hand
3)STAY AWAY FROM THE INCIDENT!
Also you need to wash your hands because they will know it’s you.
You should do something like read.
this whole prank is a bad idea because
1)it takes a long time to get marks of the wall
2)YOU WILL GET IN TROUBLE!
Anyway…after you get a BIG punishment, tell her she got fooled.
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Jimmy
How To Be A Good
Brother
I know it doesn’t sound
very assuring but sometimes if
you’re the oldest brother
in a family surrounded by girls
they can get you in to some big
doo-doo. If you want to find out
thrills and ordeals and what you
need to do to be a good brother
read this manual.
1.What You Need
Okay this chapter is pretty quick
because you can’t really
know what you need. But I don’t
want to brag or anything but I
do. What you need is a loving heart,
kind smile and incredible patience
(trust me as I said on the introduction
they’re a pain in the butt).
2. What To Do When They Make You
Pull Out Your Hair
Well hmmm, let me think, got it!
Now I’ll put this an orderly
list
1. If they go into a tantrum,
run!
2. When they keep on asking you the same question over and over lock
your self in the bathroom.
3. If they start going kissy-kissy goo-goo when your friends are around
don’t be ashamed, love them back!
3.What Happens? Part One (specifically
for new brothers)
Now this is where the good part
begins. This is when you learn
what happens if you need help.
It all comes down to this, the
big time, this is when you learn
all about problems and how you
fix them when you… BABYSIT!!
Yes, babysitting! Now all little
brothers, if you are turning into
a big brothers do not, I repeat
in a more demanding way, DO NOT
take this the wrong way. I mean
babysitting is when you watch the
baby not sit on it. Good glad we
got that part out.
Part Two (For Longer Been Brothers)
For this whole chapter read the
list below:
Q. What do you do when you have
to babysit?
A. 1. Get a set of instructions from parents.
B. 2. DO NOT COOK ANYTHIING
C. 3. Let your sibling watch TV.
Q. What is the process?
A. 1. Finish playing video games.
2. Let your sibling watch whatever she wants and feed her a sandwich
NUMBER ONE RULE:
Watch TV for the whole time.
FOLLOW THESE RULES IF YOU WANT
TO BECOME THE BEST BROTHER YOU
CAN BE!! P.S. THIS GOES FOR SISTERS
TOO.
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Aliza
Catherine
In a afternoon in late November,
In an old antique store, with worn
paintings, and 60’s furniture,
and dilapidated african masks,
A woman with short black hair sitting
in a large chair. She was wearing
black hiegh heals,a pair of jeans,
and a shapless grey sweater over
a black shirt. She is tall and
skiny and has the face of a goddess,
and the mind of a wild cat. She
said “strangely it’s
nice weather” too the girl
next to her which is myself, she
is 39 and I am 10. I am thankful
to her because she helped me overcome
my fears. She makes me feel happy
all the time.She likes to be kind
and be a helping hand.She is funny,
smart and wild.She reminds me of
a cat, a jaguar. That’s Catherine
for you.
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Quinn
How To Take Care
Of A Cat Or Dog
If you love your cat or dog they
will love you back when you take
care of them and give them attention.
People will say, “Oh, your
dog is really nice to you.” You
and your dog will be best friends
forever. Your pet will always come
to you when they’re hungry.
The main things your pet needs
are food to eat and time and a
place to go to the bathroom. Another
major thing they need is love.
They need your love. You have to
pet them and play with them. You
can’t just pick them up and
think they like you. They like
to play too so you have to throw
them the ball or play with a string.
You should always be aware of
your pet’s behavior. If something
looks suspicious or they’re
limping something might be wrong
and you should check it out. You
should also mention it to someone.
If your pet has fleas or ticks
a good solution would be get a
special collar. To keep your cat
healthy you should feed them around
one can of wet food every day and
always have a clean bowl of water
and dry food.
There are also some things you
should keep in mind and avoid.
When you run your dog (like you
should often do) make sure your
dog is not on the pavement because
I’ve done it before and my
dog got blisters on her paws. You
should also watch what they eat
and to cut up what you give them
so that they don’t choke.
Some people say that if you give
your dog chocolate they will get
sick. That is true if you give
your dog a big Hershey’s
candy bar but if you let them lick
your ice cream bowl there will
be no harm done. In the winter
you should be on the watch for
salt on the sidewalks. It will
irritate your dog’s feet.
The best solution is to get booties
but if you can’t just try
to avoid them. A lot of cats are
mischievous and like to hang low,
that’s why you should look
out when you close a door so you
don’t lock you cat in. A
high percentage of cats are overweight.
Your cat does not have to be too.
If your cat comes up to you and
rubs against and purrs don’t
think he or she is starving because
they aren’t, choose once
a day and feed them then.
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Chloe
How to Clean a
Lizard's Tank
Has your lizard been going crazy
over a dirty environment and begging
you to clean it? Well you probably
don’t know how to clean a
lizard tank and here are some simple
instructions how.
Cleaning a lizard tank is hard
depending on how big the tank is.The
cleaning of the tank happens about
once a week and takes about one
hour.
When you clean the tank, first
you must take everything out of
the tank including the lizards.
The reader is probably asking, “Where
do you put the lizard?” You
probably should have a deep and
large plastic bin (not the bath
tub!) to put them in because cleaning
the tank takes a long time and
during this period they will get
restless and want to run around.
Then pour some of the old substrate
(which is what they walk on, for
instance, sand) into the plastic
bin. Before you deal with the rest
of the substrate you must first
take out all of the furniture or
pieces of climbing wood. Then you
take a small plastic shovel and
dig out the rest of the subtrate
making sure( if your lizard is
a carnivore or an omnivore and
eats crickets) not to get any crickets
in your shovel because then your
neighbors will be complaining that
there’s crickets in the building
or trash.
Then (not using anything with
strong fumes) clean the walls of
the tank. This especially applies
for iguanas because they sneeze
out excess salt called “snalt” which
gets all over the walls of the
tank. I know this sounds disgusting
but if you want an iguana it pays
off to do the dirty work.
In my opinion coconut bark is
the best substrate for any lizard
no matter where they come from
because other substrates like sand,
lizards will swallow and it’s
bad for their digestive system.
Before you deal with putting the
new substrate in the tank, you
put the pieces of climbing wood
in the position you want them in,
then put in the new substrate (which
I get in tightly packed blocks
that aren’t easy to take
apart) and put in the food whatever
it is, crickets or lettuce or both
for omnivores and then your lizards
are welcome to a neat and clean
home…until next cleaning!
Although there’s a lot of
steps required to this long process
it pays off if you want to have
a lizard!
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Cole
L.
How to Throw a
Halloween Party
Being scared is not a good thing.
But on Halloween, folks love to
get freaked out and this is what
that’s about. If you want
to be known throughout the school
as the #1 Halloween
party thrower in your school and scariest frightfest, follow these tips
to popular victory.
Chapter 1:Mummy’s Den
If you want to make a scary spooky
house you have to have this goal: “No
one leaves without a scream”.
This section will tell you how
to make a perfect mummy party!
Room Recommendation: Bedroom
This room should be scary as well
as enjoyable.You’ll need:
1. A can of green paint
2. 3 cardboard boxes
3. LOTS of black curtains
4. A knife
5. A scary soundtrack
First, place the cardboard boxes
on top of each other and measure.
They should be about 4’9’.
Then, take them down and cut out
the bottom totally and stack them
again. This time, tape them with
silver tape and paint it green
and let it dry. When it’s
dry, use a knife to cut a slit
in one side. You’ve made
a coffin!
Extra scary: if you have a “not-being-used-and-never-will-be” white
sheet, draw a scary face on it
and dribble ketchup on the cuts
you can make randomly anywhere
on the ghost and put a light under
it to show it!
Chapter 2: Eerie Eats
The throats of your victims will
be hoarse from all those screams,
so (like I always say,) have ready
some gum-replenishing goodness “nice ‘n
piping hot”!
Ghost guts:
you’ll need: a 16-ounce spaghetti box,
1/4 teaspoon oil
1/8 teaspoon salt
red food dye
What to do:
1. Place pot of water on stove
2. Add salt and oil
3. Bring water to a boil
4. Add pasta
5. Reduce heat till pasta is cooked
6. Add 2 drops of dye
serving:4 helpings
Sewer water
You will need:
1. Seltzer(club soda is also fine)
2. Green food dye.
What to do:
Put 1 or 2 drops of the dye in the seltzer
serving: depends on pitcher.
Bat eyes
You’ll will need:cherry tomatoes.
What to do :
place tomatoes in black bowl.
Serving: depends on bowl or crate of tomatoes.
Vampire’s Tower
You should make this room scary. Also this room should have a perfect affect
on your motto.
What you’ll need:
1. Coffin(refer to mummy’s room)
2. Scissors
3. Black paper
4. A creepy C.D.
5. Pumpkin
6. Carving knife
7. Old book
8. Lots of black sheets
First drape the sheets over everything.
Then move a table into the middle
of the room. Then draw an outline
of a bat on the paper and cut it
out. Put it on the pumpkin and
carve. Then empty the pumpkin guts
and light a candle and put it in
the pumpkin. Put the book near
the pumpkin (which should be on
the table). Put the coffin at the
end of the room and have a friend
jump out from inside the coffin.
“Hope the party’s
a success!”
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Calen
How to Clean a
Bathroom
If you are a sorry excuse for
a bathroom owner, and your rich
clean bathroom owner friends shriek
in horror at the sight of your
bathroom, DON’T GET MAD,
GET GLAD!!!!!!! Because at the
measly price of $2.50, your bathroom
will be sparkly clean guaranteed!
If you have the problem above please
read this manual one rule at a
time and be the master at cleaning
bathrooms!
2. When to clean the Bathroom
Mainly you should clean your bathroom
weekly. At least once a week, because
if you don’t, there probably
would be dirt in the tub and grime
on the tile walls. And unless you
really don't care for your bathroom
you don’t want any bad smells.
(if you know what I mean).
3. Materials (Materials not included)
Now if you want a deep clean,
you’ll want a tough sponge
that can take serious scrubbing.
Here are some materials you will
need:
-Streak free Windex
- Ajax tub powder
- Lysol toilet brush/cleaning foam
- Pathmart showercleaner
- Fantastic all cleaning purpose spray
- and sun light cleaning soap
- Also cleaning gloves
4. Turn your ugly bathroom into
a bathroom of a lifetime
Now that you have all of your
materials, you’re ready to
start cleaning. First you put on
your gloves, then put a lot of
Ajax tub powder in the tub. Then
you put very little water in the
tub to keep the powder from going
down the drain. Quickly get the
sponge and start scrubbing! Make
sure the dirt is loose by spraying
water in the dirty spots to get
rid of the dirt. Keep doing this
until the dirt is gone. Then you
take the Pathmart showercleaner
and spray it on the tiles and shower
doors or shower curtain, (which
ever one you have) and afterwards
rinse with water. Then wash out
the sink with the Windex streak
free cleaner (which I asume you
bought) and spray the handles and
nosil to get it shiny and fantastic!!!!(DON’T
FORGET TO SCRUBB) And last but
not least you clean the toilet
with Lysol toilet brush with spraying
foam (available at Pathmart) and
spray the inside with the foam
and scrub with the brush. Afterward
spray the outside of the toilet
with fantastic all purpose cleaner.
Spray, then let it sit come back
in 10 minutes and it will be dry.
The next time you will come into
your bathroom… it will smell
and look great!!!! All this work
can take about 30-60 minutes.
After all the scrubbing and hard
work, you have a germ and dirt
free bathroom that even your cold-hearted
friends want to use.
Congratulations on your new bathroom!!!!!!!!!!
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Eli
How to Crab
If you want to get crabs without
paying money, this guide is for
you! If you crave to eat crabs
for breakfast, lunch and dinner
but you don’t know how to
get them other than going to a
seafood restaurant, read the following
text. Of course, you don’t
have to eat the crabs, because
that is just barbaric. Instead,
you can just have fun by pulling
the crabs out of the water and
(safely) release them. Either way,
read the following text.
What you need:
1. Lots of patience
2. Chicken drumsticks (raw)
3. 20 foot long string
4. A large net on an extended pole
How to prepare:
1. Tie the drumsticks to one end of the string
2. Find a place with lots of crabs (a pond with brackish water or salt
water will do)
How to start:
1. Grab about arm’s length away from the drumsticks on the string
2. Start spinning the part of the string from your hand to the drumsticks
around vertically
3. When the string is spinning quickly, release in the direction of the
water
4. Wait until it lands in the water and the splash goes away
How to finish:
1. Don’t move your hand (or your arm)
2. When you feel a pull or see movement in the end of the string, gradually
pull the line in
3. Keep pulling until you can see the crab clearly
4. Take the net and put it to the side of the net (so if you were sweeping
sideways you would catch the crab) sweep sideways and curve upwards in
a quarter circle
5. Quickly flip the net over on top of the carrying device for the crab
6. Cook at home and devour crab
WARNING! If the crab does not fall from the net, use a stick not your hand!
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Robbie
Twanette
Imagine two boys on a bus, both
around eleven, talking to a young
woman, about twenty years old.
One boy and the woman are looking
at the other boy, waiting for something.
The boy they’re looking at
suddenly starts talking really
fast and pronouncing things oddly
(likdess). He keeps talking using
weird expressions and gestures.
Finally the woman begins to smirk,
then smiles, then flings her head
up, squeezes her eyes shut, and
beams. She bursts out laughing
and her brown hair flies backward.
She is wearing blue jeans and a
white turtleneck.
Her name is Twanette; she takes
care of me. She has brown eyes
and cute fat cheeks, good for making
funny faces. She is South African.
She helps me out and cheers me
up when I’m down.
One time, when I was in a big
argument I hadn’t yet resolved,
she told me that neither person
is right or wrong, and that I should
just play around with my friends
and not to worry about it. After
all, it was a pretty stupid argument.
Another time was when I felt depressed
(I can’t even remember why
but I think it had something to
do with my mom) and Twanette said
I can eat dinner so at least I’m
not hungry and speak to mom about
it later. I bet it was just hunger
since I didn’t care much
about it afterward.
I guess I learned that time and
hunger fix most problems.
She’s always there for
me and I love her. Merry Christmas
Twanette.
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Cellie
The Rainy Day of Love
Imagine a day, a rainy autumn
day in a classroom in New York.
Everyone laying back, some with
pillows, some wishing they’d
been quick enough to get one. A
beautiful woman with blond hair
cut just beneath her shoulders
pays no heed to the rustle in the
audience and continues reading
aloud to the class. The rain was
hammering down on the glass roof
above us. Katherine stopped, it
was almost time to go. She told
us to lay back and close our eyes
and to just listen. Her calm voice
sent me into my thoughts. I thought
back to the day at lunch when we
were all playing telephone with
Katherine. The message was coming
around as, “Yankees are better
than the Red Sox.” Katherine
was right before me. I remembered
the smile on her face as she whispered
to, me “Red Sox are Better
than the Yankees.” It was
only too soon that she kindly told
us to get our coats, pack up and
leave. I wished I didn’t
have to walk home in the endless
rain and puddles. I gave my teachers
each a hug to say good-bye, Suzanne
first, then Katherine. As I embraced
her I was overcome with warmth.
Not my skin but my heart, and as
this happened I started to think
about how much she joked and the
countless times she’s smiled.
She liked the Yankees, I liked
the Red Sox, enemies, yet I couldn’t
get closer to her.
Happy Holidays Katherine!
Love your old student who will
every day be happy.
The Holidays Are
Here
(From a child’s point of view)
You always need to
be good. I know it’s torture,
but it all pays of when Summer
turns into fall and fall will fall
into Winter and December will come
strolling around the bend. Snow
will fall from the sky, signaling
to us that Santa has finished checking
his list and will soon be riding
into town, sleigh bells ringing.
The children make snowmen to welcome
Santa while parents do some secret
shopping. The older kids find pleasure
in snooping around the closets
and under the bed. The mailmen
are busy delivering packages from
aunts uncles and grandparents,
while fending off vicious dogs.
Children beg their older siblings
to help them write letters and
Christmas lists, begging for a
Barbie doll or racecar track. Christmas
eve has come and everyone is shlapping
down to church. This old guy on
a platform says something and everyone
starts singing really loud and
weird. The kids have their minds
set on the next morning, presents
galore. Finally, the service is
over and it’s home and up
to bed. Everyone falls asleep quickly,
though they here a small rustle
by the tree below. Wake Up! Wake
Up! Every soul in the house awakens
and we rush downstairs to the tree!
Wide eyed the kids stare at the
presents. There were more than
ever before. Countless presents,
and countless smiles.
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Maya
P-H
Snow Day
Imagine a snowy cold afternoon
in December. Today is Thursday.
My mom and I are walking in the
park when I noticed a fenced yard
with beautiful white snow. “Maybe
we can go in that fenced yard!
There’s fresh snow and no
one touched it yet!” I said
was so excited to go in that fenced
yard but I was worried she would
say no. There was a long pause
as my mom thought. “… Okay…” “YAY!” Once
my mom said yes, I ran over to
the fence. There was a short problem
though; I couldn’t reach
it. I got really mad but luckily,
my mom picked me up. When she pushed
me up over, I knew this would be
the best afternoon ever. We played
and wrote our names in the snow.
My mom ran over to me and pushed
me headfirst into the fluffy whiteness.
I laughed and pushed her into the
snow too. We laughed and played
until we got tired and then we
lay in the snow, like two tired
dogs from a 5-mile run.
As we walked over the Hudson River
Park, I felt warmer that night
with my mom close to me on that
cold winter night, when we watched
the sun over the river, no one
around us but the wind, grass and
the stars.
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Michal
MY DADDY
Imagine 3 people hunched over
a table. In the middle of use there
is a monopoly board. There’s
a piece of paper next to the banker
(which is usually me) it is all
scrolled up with math on it. Then
all of a sudden my sister yells
it’s your turn in a funny
voice to me. But just before I
was going to have my tern suddenly
my dad yells wait I want to mortgage
some of my property. My dad is
one of the best monopoly players
I have ever met. I say that because
he knows when he should buy the
property and when he should put
it in an auction. That is way I
think my dad is one of the best
monopoly players.
My dad has salt and pepper hair
and a mustache, he wears classes
to read and write, he can tell
funny jokes that you will never
forget, he is very tall, and likes
to wearjeans, gym shoes, and a
regular shirt, he likes to travel
but only for a short times because
he rather be with his family, he
loves to go to work, he loves to
go on vacation with his family,
he has a creative mind because
he can think of things that I would
have never think of. But there
is one thing about my dad that
is the best part of my dad and
that is that my dad has a BIGGGGGGGGG
HEART.
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Brianna
How to Get Sick,
Know You’re Sick and Get
Better
Usually people don’t read
books about sicknesses, but you
are so congratulations! You shouldn’t
get sick just because you want
to, unless it’s to go outside
and play all day instead of seeing
your twice-removed Aunt in Alaska.
NOTE, this book is not illegal
(I think).
Step one: The procedure
In order to become sick you have
to know the three letters: N.B.S.
(never be sanitary) One example
of not being sanitary is sharing
your drink with someone who is
sick. Another example is shaking
hands with a person you know never
washes their hands after going
to the bathroom and then you touch
your eyes. Knowing these abbreviations
you will would get a cold in one
to two days guaranteed. (If I’m
wrong, you won’t get your
money back because I’m cheap.)
Step two: To tell if you’re
sick
To know you’re sick the
three S’s will show: Stuffy,
Sore, and Sad. Your nose might
not let you breathe, (stuffy),
you may cough a lot until your
throat is hurting so much that
you can’t eat, (Sore), after
these things happen to you, you
will be extremely depressed, (Sad).
You may mope around all day but
you will survive. Just use all
my advice in step three.
If you don’t have all three
side effects (stuffy, sore, sad)
it’s okay because they all
don’t come at once.
Step three: to get rid of your
cold (CAUTION, vomiting may be
necessary.)
I would tell you to ask your parents
but I have pretty good advice too.
Drink plenty of orange juice/tea/and
water, don't eat or drink milk
products, and if you can’t
focus on something (like reading)
then stop. That can cause serious
headaches. If you toss your cookies
(throw up) don’t stop it,
it means that your body is trying
to get the germs out through the
mouth.
Sickness guides are one of-a-kind
and hard to find. Use this guide
well and share with friends so
they know too. This took me a long
time to make, so enjoy every time
you read this guide.
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Hannah
S.
My Dad
Imagine my dad, who makes every
boring day special. He just got
home on a chilly day, from work,
teaching, something my dad loves,
and has been doing for 30 some
odd years. I am with him, I have
come from school. It is probably
about 4:00, because we walked home,
and that takes longer than if we’d
taken the subway. My dad has on
a soft collared shirt, and a silky
tie. We are both a little tired.
I hang up my coat, and sit down
on the old beat up couch, we’ll
get a new couch soon. I ask him
if soon he might play a game with
me like Monopoly, that would be
fun, it always is. After we play
he’ll bring me down to play
piano, and either stay to listen,
or take a nap. If it isn’t
too cold out I’ll walk Maisie
with him, and we’ll run.
After that I’ll start my
homework, and he’ll do something
else.
My dad is always understanding,
and supportive. He doesn’t
often get angry, and he takes care
of me, and so much else. I try
to be helpful, seeing as he does
a lot.
My dad makes wonderful food.
I hope I become as good a cook
as him. I love helping him cook.
We also have fun baking together.
He’s a cook, I’m a
baker, but he’s learning
to bake well.
I love it when we have coffee
and cocoa on Saturday and Sunday
mornings, and we just chat. Even
though those days are busy, we
make time. My dad is a very good
dad. He will always love me and
I will always love him. Merry Christmas
dad.
With Love,
your thankful daughter Hannah
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Sasha
Katherine
Imagine a classroom filled up
with noisy kids at choice time.
Some drawing or playing checkers
and the usual fighting crowd around
the computer:
“Get off!”
“No!, It’s not your
turn yet!”
“You’re being really
selfish.”
“Hey, when can I go?”
“I was before you.”
“No, I was!”
“I was before both of you.”
And the teachers trying to break
it up. Sometimes. One of them was
Katherine. She had long, blond
agreeable hair. It would always
go the way she wanted it. Unlike
mine. She had a happy smiling face
and her eyes were live, bright
and blue like she laughed a lot.
She did laugh a lot. Right now,
Katherine wasn’t trying to
break up the uproar around the
computer. She was playing checkers
with me. We were sitting at the
fourth table, the one nearest the
rug. My back was to it, and Katherine
was facing me. In the middle of
us lay the checkers board. It was
shining there innocently, the pieces
holding their breath, hoping that
their color would win. It was Katherine’s
turn and she was concentrating
hard on the board, thinking about
what to do next.
“If you beat me again Sasha,
I will get so mad.”
“Okay,” I said.
“I’m going to beat
you,” she said.
“You do that,” I said.
“You can really keep your
cool Sasha,” Katherine said.
Katherine always had something
nice to say. Like it was natural,
like there was a filter in her
mouth and the bad things were big
so they got caught but the good
things were small so they just
came tumbling out. But there wasn’t
a filter because she never had
anything bad to say. It was always
something good. Always something
good.
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